your status is annoying

#211

yourstatusisannoying — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:41:00 +0000

Thanks for facilitating this captivating conversation, Rosie. Your grasp of Canadian culture is remarkably astute, and your sage commentary proves you are wise beyond your years. When’s the book coming out?

#210

yourstatusisannoying — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:34:00 +0000

Why does love always feel like a battlefield? A battlefield! A battlefield! I guess you better go get your armor (get your armor!), get your armor.

#209

yourstatusisannoying — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:42:00 +0000

Somebody get this girl a diary, fast. One with a lock on it. That way, Stephanie can keep on having her mind-boggling ephiphanies and nobody has to be subjected to them. Since this was submitted to us (Thank you kindly, J!) I have no idea how many more things Stephanie learned today. Clicking on “Read More” would probably have been a huge mistake.

#208

yourstatusisannoying — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:05:00 +0000

This is more-so embarrassing than annoying, but really it’s both, so I posted it anyway. Not only is Ashley (who is in her mid-twenties) so dedicated to facebook’s FarmVille that she writes a desperate status about it, but she also both “liked” and commented on her own FarmVille-centric status. Awesome.

Also note: become a fan of YSIA on facebook NOW… and tell your friends. Because I can’t tell my friends. Because I make fun of all my friends here.

#207

yourstatusisannoying — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:11:00 +0000

Really? Well if you see her can you tell her nobody cares? She seems to be under the impression that writing her own status in the third person will make it seem less stupid. But she is wrong. (We KNOW how this status update thing works, Rosie. We KNOW it’s you typing. Stop acting like you have an auto-biographer documenting your every AWESOME move.)

(Thanks to the submitter, K!)

HUGE NEWS – we’re on facebook!

yourstatusisannoying — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:57:00 +0000

Ok, so there is this new website I just found that I thought you all might love. Its called facebook.com (formerly thefacebook.com).

I know what you’re thinking… it sounds exciting, right? Well it is.

Even more exciting? We’re on it! So you had better become a facebook fan of Your Status is Annoying (YSIA), or we’re going to put your status’ on our site. Just kidding, we’ll do that either way. But seriously, become a fan. We have zero right now. So GO DO IT!